S and I were texting a few nights ago. I believe I said something along the lines of "Guess what happened to me today" and for some reason that girl decided that I had been fired from my job that day. I don't know why she got this into her head but if you know anything about her then you know that once she gets something into her head you can't convince her otherwise.
Anyway, my big excitement for the day was that when Sugar Bear came to bring me important documents while I was representing my company at a job fair, a "woman" approached me to chat about my college. Only it was so clearly a man dressed as a woman. Nothing over the top just basic man body, the beginnings of boobies, wide shoulders, shoulder length natural hair dyed blonde with roots to his (her?) ears, man walk, semi-man voice...etc. S was really wishing I had snapped a pic of this however I thought we had moved past the fact that she thought I had been fired but this is where I gave up on the conversation.
In the same evening we discovered how ridiculous it is that this conversation took place considering the fact that we no longer live together and I didn't even know that she watched Teen Mom.
Now that the wedding venue has been booked and of course I already bought my dress basically all I have to be responsible for is showing up on April 27th! Right?
-G
The fact that YOU used the word "boobies" cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteI know, girl. But it was so fitting.
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